What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

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What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike?

A Piecycle.

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How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

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Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

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Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

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Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !

What do you call a ghost that loves soccer?

Ghoooooooooooooouuull!