What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.

What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

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What would Jesus's favorite gun be?

A nail gun

Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus?

Because he was hung like this

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What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

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Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

How are 4chan and Tumblr alike?

They usually announce a trigger warning before mentioning a school shooting

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Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball