What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

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Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

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Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

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Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

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How are 4chan and Tumblr alike?

They usually announce a trigger warning before mentioning a school shooting

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

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Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

What do you call two Mexicans playing soccer?

Juan on Juan.