What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

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What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?

You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.

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What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

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How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.