What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

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Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

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Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.