What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

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Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

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What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

What is the bank manager's favourite type of football?

Fiver side!

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

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Whats a sign a subreddit has strong moderation?

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What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

a Shar-Pei :)