What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

Where do you find the Bible in a library?

Fiction".

What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"