What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty?

Mutton Looter King

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What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

How do you keep an idiot busy for 3500 years?

Give them a bible

What is the most successful spinoff ever made?

The Bible

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.