What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

sing* Hello from the other side!

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Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

How does Jesus like his hotwings?

Tinder and Mild.

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Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

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What is the bank manager's favourite type of football?

Fiver side!

Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

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What do you call an expert that studies sign language?

A signtist!

Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea