What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

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Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

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What did they priest say when he got censered?

Holy smoke!

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.