What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

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What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

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What's the best fantasy book?

A bible

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

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What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!"

What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.