What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

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Why did Hellen Kellar burn her ear?

The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.

Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

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How accurate is the Bible?

100% at short range

Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany?

Because it's a Nietzsche Market.

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What did they priest say when he got censered?

Holy smoke!

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.