What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

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What do you get when you burn a Hungarian ghost?

Ghoul-ash!

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

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How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany?

Because it's a Nietzsche Market.

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What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!"

What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.