When is the Bible accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

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What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

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Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

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When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

What's a bee-line ?

The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !