When is the Bible accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

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Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

What happened to the loser of the Frisbee Championship Finals?

He threw it.

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What do you call a Bible for the blind?

The Holy Braille!

What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

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When is the Bible accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

What's a bee-line ?

The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !