What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican on a RIDING lawn mower?

Promoted

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

How many black men does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How long were you at your last job?

A: "Seven-and-a-half inches... same as now"

Why did the banker leave his job?

he lost interest

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.