What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What did the black man get on his SAT's?

BBQ sause.

How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What do you call a gynecologist who really loves his job?

Ovary Enthusiastic

Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a robotic transforming Malaysian airliner?

If it's evil, a Deceptigone. If not, an Autobottomoftheocean Shamelessly stolen from

What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.