Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

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What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

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Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

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Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

What's the worst way to lose your job?

By firing squad.

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What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.