Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

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What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

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Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

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What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !