Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

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What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

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Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

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Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear?

Boxer briefs!