Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

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What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

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What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

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Why are miners always narcissistic?

Because they MINE as a job.

When were you most satisfied at your last job?

Me: After lunch, next question.

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What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

A football net !

What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.