What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

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Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

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Whats the difference between reddit and hell?

Hell bad people

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

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What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

A football net !

Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.