What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

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What do you get if you squash a house?

A flat.

What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

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Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

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Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.