What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

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How does the Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

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Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

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What is the most racist house chore?

Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.

What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

A football net !