What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

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What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell

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What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.