What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

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When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

A: When the door is open.

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

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What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

What would you folks like?

HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY !

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What's the opposite of "lily white"?

A racist term of some sort.

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.