What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

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What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

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What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

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How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter