What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

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What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

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What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

Why are the Irish considered lucky?

It's because they're always drunk as hell.

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What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !