What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

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How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

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What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

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What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.

Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!