Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

Why do blacks smell?

So blind people can hate them too.

What do blind people think of a basketball?

It's a never ending story.

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground