Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

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Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

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When's the best time to go skydiving?

Fall.

What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!