Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

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I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

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Because it scares the dog.

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They really scared the Shiite outa me!

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What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

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Oil