It scares the hell out of the dog
A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
Shoot him in June.
Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
She hasnt even been a women for a year yet.
Weeaboo
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.
Pear pressure.
To prevent them from whistling.
