Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

Why are blind people bad at math?

Because they lack da-vision.

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

When's the best time to go skydiving?

Fall.

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.