What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

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What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig's tie !

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

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What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam?

A Racist!

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.

How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

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What did the pasta noodles say to the sauce when it was scared?

Don't be alfredo.

How did worchestershire sauce get it's name?

Someone gave some to a cajun and he said "whus dis here sauce"