What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

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What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

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Where is it?

ME: I have no idea

What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke?

Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea

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Why do black people smell bad?

So blind people can hate them too

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

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What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.