What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

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What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis

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How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

Where is it?

ME: I have no idea

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Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

Why do blind people always laugh at jokes?

Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.

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How did worchestershire sauce get it's name?

Someone gave some to a cajun and he said "whus dis here sauce"

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!