How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.

How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How do you confuse an irishman?

Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of shark is always drunk?

A hammeredhead

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

What do blind people think of a basketball?

It's a never ending story.

Why do blacks smell?

So blind people can hate them too.

Braille Jokes More Braille Jokes

What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.