How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

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What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

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Where do you find an enlightened mosquito?

In Bhuddapest

Why did the walrus go to the container store?

To find a tight seal.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

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What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.

Braille Jokes More Braille Jokes

Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.