What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

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How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

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What's the best way to knock out a dog?

with a woofie.

Why does the KKK hate bowling?

Because a black ball knocks over white pins with red necks.

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Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

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Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

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Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

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What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.

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What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*