What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

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How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

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Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ?

Ben knocking on this door all morning !

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

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What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

Why did the unfaithful Arabic woman cross the road?

To get to the other Sayid.

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What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*