What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

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What's the matter son?

The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me !

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

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Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

How do you sink an Irish submarine?

A: Knock on the hatch.

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Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Why did the black person cross the road?

To fry the chicken.

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What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

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What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

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Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What's the best name for an atheist?

Godfrey

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What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*