What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church?

a retarded gorilla

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Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

How can you tell if a potato is baked?

It's are all red and glossy.

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How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.

What do you call an obnoxious potato?

A dictator.

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What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.