What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

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What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

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How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

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What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

What do you call an obnoxious potato?

A dictator.

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What do cows like on their hotdogs?

MOOstard.

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.