What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

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Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

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What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

What do you call a potato in space?

Spudnik

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What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

Who's the dictator that reports on youtube drama?

Keem Jong Un.

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What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk