What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

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What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

What do you call an obnoxious potato?

A dictator.

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What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

What do cows like on their hotdogs?

MOOstard.