What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

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What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?

Light ale !

Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

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How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

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What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

What do you call a mean Potato?

A Dictator.

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What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.