What do you call a mean Potato?

A Dictator.

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What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

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What do you call a phallic shaped potato?

A dictator.

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.