What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

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What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

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Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

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What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

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What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

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What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

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Who fans?

Tardis..... I will see myself out..

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis