What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

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You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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It was time to split.

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Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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They're an anti de-present.

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

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What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

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What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

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