What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

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How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !

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Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

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Why do time machines make you happy?

They're an anti de-present.

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

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What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

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What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

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What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

Who fans?

Tardis..... I will see myself out..