What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

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Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

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Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Why do white girls only travel in packs of 3's?

Because omg they can't even.

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Why do time machines make you happy?

They're an anti de-present.

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

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What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

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What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

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Who fans?

Tardis..... I will see myself out..

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis