Tardi Jokes

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

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Who fans?

Tardis..... I will see myself out..

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Time Machine Jokes More Time Machine Jokes

What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

Why do time machines make you happy?

They're an anti de-present.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

When did this happen ?

a) I don't know he also stole my watch.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of?

misogynistic.

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Location Jokes More Location Jokes

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

School Jokes More School Jokes

What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?