Tardi Jokes

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

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Location Jokes More Location Jokes

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

School Jokes More School Jokes

When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do a pizza and this joke have in common?

They're both cheesy.

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.