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Tardis..... I will see myself out..
Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.
H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.
You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)
No idea man, im just flying the drone.
On the canna-bus.
A stamp.
It didn't have any fans!
Huge Jackman
When do we want 'em? Time machines!
They're an anti de-present.
Explaining his wife.
Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.
The location of the dirtbag.
Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up
It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)
Russia kept Stalin it
