Tardi Jokes

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

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Who fans?

Tardis..... I will see myself out..

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Time Machine Jokes More Time Machine Jokes

Why do time machines make you happy?

They're an anti de-present.

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz ?

It saves so much time.

What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

Location Jokes More Location Jokes

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

What do you call a black guy with a fan?

Antique air conditioner.

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

What was the seal's favorite subject in school?

ART ART ART!

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

How did you travel such a distance so fast?

I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.