The RE-tardis
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Tardis..... I will see myself out..
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)
When do we want 'em? Time machines!
Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.
Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)
Dr Whoover
he missed the rains down in africa
The multiplication table.
Because a lot of them are in schools.
The 45th President of the United States of America.
you are turbanned
He's not a fan of juvenile plots.
Because all the fans left
Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)