Tardi Jokes

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

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Location Jokes More Location Jokes

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

Time Machine Jokes More Time Machine Jokes

Why do time machines make you happy?

They're an anti de-present.

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

How did you travel such a distance so fast?

I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.

Why do girls never travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery?

He's not a fan of juvenile plots.

Why is Karl Marx a fan of the Galactic Empire?

He was born ina 1818.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Where do OB/GYNs go to school?

Gynecolleges.

Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.