Tardi Jokes

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

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Tardis..... I will see myself out..

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Location Jokes More Location Jokes

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

Time Machine Jokes More Time Machine Jokes

Why do time machines make you happy?

They're an anti de-present.

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

Why do high school girls always travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't evennn...

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

Why can't women explain feminism to men?

Because they need a man to do it for them

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

What did the unimpressed wind turbine say?

I'm not a fan.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.