Tardi Jokes

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

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Tardis..... I will see myself out..

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Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

Time Machine Jokes More Time Machine Jokes

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called?

Dr Whoover

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?

The multiplication table.

Why are fish so educated?

Because a lot of them are in schools.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

What happens when you are banned on a muslim server?

you are turbanned

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery?

He's not a fan of juvenile plots.

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

Location Jokes More Location Jokes

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis