Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

What did Khloe Kardashian do for a vegetable?

Broke up with James Harden

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

Why are baseball players so cool?

They always have their fans around.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What did one poop say to the other poop?

You smell

Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What color is the wind?

Son: "What color is the wind " Mom: "The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent" Dad: "The wind is blue" Mom: "Blue How so " Dad: "Because the wind blew"

What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

How do you destroy an empire?

Brexit.