Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the spider say when he broke his new web ?

Darn it !

Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them they'd break

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?

Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

What's white and smells like black paint?

White paint

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

What color is the wind?

Son: "What color is the wind " Mom: "The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent" Dad: "The wind is blue" Mom: "Blue How so " Dad: "Because the wind blew"

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.