Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why are baseball players so cool?

They always have their fans around.

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's black and smells like Shiraz?

Tyrone Lannister

What did one eyeball say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What's a holocaust survivor's favorite movie?

Gone With The Wind.

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas