How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

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Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

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What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

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Why is CoD like women?

Search and Destroy.

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.