How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

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Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

What would albert einstein's name be if he was blonde?

Nobody would know

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How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they only screw playoff games.

Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?

Because they pack light.

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How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

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Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.