How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

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Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call the child of two parents with downs syndrome?

A hand-me-down.

What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did the black boy fall off his bike?

He didn't. He fell off your bike.

Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.