How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

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Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What did the Momma Buffalo say to her child as he left for school?

A: Bison!

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do Terrorist Witches ride?

Boomsticks

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.