What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

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Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

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What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

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Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

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How can you tell the difference between a catholic, a baptist, and a Methodist?

A baptist will run into a liquor store, buy their alcohol and run out. A Methodist will walk into a liquor store and say high to everyone, then buy their alcohol and walk out. A catholic will show up to the store completely hammered, hug everyone, get their alcohol and stumble their way out of the store.

Where's a lesbian's favorite place to shop?

The Liquor store