What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

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What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

boooooooooooooots

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What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

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How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

it was repossessed

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store."