What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

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How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

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Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

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Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

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What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence