What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

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What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

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Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

to raise his spirits

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What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

What do you call a dead fowl that is haunting you?

A Poltergeese!

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What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.