Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

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What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

high ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

What is the similarity between a black man and a bike?

They both only work with a chain on.

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How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

Why do the French like Cheap Trick?

Because they always surrender!

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Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

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What do you call a dead fowl that is haunting you?

A Poltergeese!

Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

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What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place

What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.