Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

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How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

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What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

What did the french baker ghost said?

BOO! Langerieeee!

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How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

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What do you call a dead fowl that is haunting you?

A Poltergeese!

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?

The nightmayor.

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What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.