Because it had too many threads.
He didn't want people to see his tan lines.
None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.
They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.
He couldn't decide what font to use.
Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)
Oh, that's right. It's A Dell.
And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.
They wash themselves.
are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.
To the morgue.
Not Egyptian Air