Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

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What makes me want to lose the will to live?

r/Jokes!

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

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What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

What did we call IT before computers ?

The Mail Room

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Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

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How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

How many does it take to screw in lightbulb?

thread! Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

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How do you enter an Egyptian's tomb?

Tut-an-kham-en

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy