When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

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When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

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Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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Where does bad light end up?

in prism

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

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When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake