Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake
Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
I love the pokey, mon.
What POC means.
What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.
They can't croco-dial the phones.
I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.
Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!
Because they're jerks.
And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.