When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

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Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

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What do you call an Irish midget?

Whatever their name is, you insensitive jerk.

What do you do, if you're jerking off when you're meant to do something else but you're putting it off?

Procrasturbation.

Cupcake Jokes More Cupcake Jokes

When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake