How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

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Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

What's with Jane ?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

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How can you tell a redneck girl is a virgin?

She can run faster than her brother.

What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

one one appreciates good head

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What was Jesus' reaction to being crucified?

He was cross.

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

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Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it