How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

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Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

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Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

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Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

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How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.