What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

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Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market.

How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

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Who knock knock joke Knock knock Who is it?

Doctor.** Doctor who **YES**

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

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How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

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What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

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What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

Why are 490 Romans are funny ?

Because XD Edit : Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

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What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend?

Dayuum. I'd hit that."

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit