What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What does God call his nose?

God knows.

What's THE dirtiest joke you know?

Please make it extra dirty with a side of dirty.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

Ray Rice Jokes More Ray Rice Jokes

What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend?

Dayuum. I'd hit that."

What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?

Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.