Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

What do you call a Mexican vegan?

A. No Whey Jose

Alice Jokes More Alice Jokes

Who's there ! Alice ! Alice who ?

Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me !

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.