Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

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Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

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Who's there ! Alice ! Alice who ?

Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me !

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.