Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

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Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

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What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

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What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

How do you hide money from a Republican?

Hide it in a science book.

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Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

What do miss Frizzle and the catholic church have in common?

They've both been in little boys.