Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

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Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies?

They were too far out.

Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

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Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

Who was the first striker?

Jesus. He went for the cross

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Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

Who's there ! Cannelloni ! Cannelloni who ?

Cannelloni some money till next week

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What do miss Frizzle and the catholic church have in common?

They've both been in little boys.

What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

Answer: The Pope!