Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

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Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

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What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

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What is Batman's favorite thing to do with his money?

Make it Wayne.

How does a dishwasher make his money?

Panhandling

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What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.