Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

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How did he get so rich?

By saving the gas money!

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

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What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

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Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

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What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

How does the Catholic Church make their holy water?

They boil the hell out of it.