Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

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What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

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Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

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What is a small loan of money?

a small loan of a million dollars"

What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

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What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

Answer: The Pope!