What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

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What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

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How did the toad die ?

He simply croaked !

Why can't you trust girls?

because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

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What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed."

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)