What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

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Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

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What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!