What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

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What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

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How do blonde brain cells die?

Alone.

How did the toad die ?

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.