What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross country

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

Wiener Jokes More Wiener Jokes

Why did the hot dog vendor cry?

He burned his wiener

What do you call a Mexican that acts like a white person?

A wiener

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.