What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

Wiener Jokes More Wiener Jokes

Why did the hot dog vendor cry?

He burned his wiener

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.