What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

Wiener Jokes More Wiener Jokes

What do you call a wiener when you take out its intestines?

A halloweener

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)