What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

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Dental floss !

Why did the chicken cross the street?

DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**

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You are under arrest.

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He didn't want to be a hot dog!

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What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

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What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.