Wiener Jokes

What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

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What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

Why did the hot dog vendor cry?

He burned his wiener

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

What do you call a Mexican that acts like a white person?

A wiener

What do you call a wiener when you take out its intestines?

A halloweener

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"