What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

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Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

Wiener Jokes More Wiener Jokes

Why did the hot dog vendor cry?

He burned his wiener

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

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How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.