What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

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What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

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Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

What do you call a Mexican that acts like a white person?

A wiener

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How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"