What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

Wiener Jokes More Wiener Jokes

What do you call a wiener when you take out its intestines?

A halloweener

What do you call a Mexican that acts like a white person?

A wiener

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon