What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a black with no arms?

Trustworthy.

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)