What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why dad?

he asks. Because my arm is getting tired

What do you call a man with one arm?

Hand Solo

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

What do you call an Asian woman with one leg?

Irene

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.