What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)