What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a Hispanic woman with no legs?

Consuelo! My mother told me this one

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?

Sister Matic !

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!