What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ?

John.

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.