What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call someone with no legs?

30 a week poorer.

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon