What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A: A fence.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between fancy food and military food?

Fancy food is delicious, but military food is deliciousir!

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.