What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A: A fence.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn

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Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive?

Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.

What do you call the removal of a fence?

Defence