What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

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What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

What kind of jokestuff do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

they all fell off a truck.

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Why Does Paris Hilton Have a Chihuahua?

Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!