What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

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What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

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How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

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Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?

Flip it upside-down.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!