What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

Paris Hilton Jokes More Paris Hilton Jokes

Why Does Paris Hilton Have a Chihuahua?

Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.