What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

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Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

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Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

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Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

because it was being driven by a woman

What's blue and doesn't fit anymore?

A dead epileptic.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!