What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife?

Only one shows an interest in the balls.

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

Paris Hilton Jokes More Paris Hilton Jokes

What do you get when you cross Paris Hilton with Iggy Azalea?

A horribly depraved piece of human garbage.

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.