What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

Paris Hilton Jokes More Paris Hilton Jokes

Why Does Paris Hilton Have a Chihuahua?

Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!