What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

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Whats The difference between Stealing Cookies from a Jar and Child Molesting?

Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies.

What's the difference between Prince and a White Dwarf?

Nothing, they're both dead stars.

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Why was the farmer hopping mad ?

Because someone had trodden on his corn !

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

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How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.