What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

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What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

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What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?

You take me for grunted.

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

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How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!