Whats The difference between Stealing Cookies from a Jar and Child Molesting?

Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies.

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What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

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Whats Fetty Wap's favorite restaurant?

Popeye's

Whats a fedora clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color?

M'genta

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Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A: A baseball team

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What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.