Whats The difference between Stealing Cookies from a Jar and Child Molesting?

Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

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Whats black and isn't working?

Black lives matter.

Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

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What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

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What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.