Whats The difference between Stealing Cookies from a Jar and Child Molesting?

Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

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Whats the deal with all this airline food?

Sharks in Malaysia

Whats the difference between Yoghurt and the USA?

Yoghurt has a culture.

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Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

How do you catch a steroidal fish?

With A-Rod.

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How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards