Whats The difference between Stealing Cookies from a Jar and Child Molesting?

Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies.

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What's the difference between a teenager and a radioactive element?

Radioactive elements last longer.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

Whats a printer's favorite sandwich?

A paper jam sandwhich

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What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

How did Princess Aurora catch her prince?

She became a sleeper agent

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What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

How does a coat steal something?

They jacket