Whats The difference between Stealing Cookies from a Jar and Child Molesting?

Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies.

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What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Whats brown and sounds like a bell?

DUUUUUuU

Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

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Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans?

Heinzenburg

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

What do you call a Mexican who has his Mondeo stolen?

Carlos