Whats The difference between Stealing Cookies from a Jar and Child Molesting?

Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garabonzo bean?

I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.

What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

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Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

Whats all of this fuss about reposts?

I haven't seem any all year! (It's 12:00 NZST)

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What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common?

They were both caught with hands in their drawers.

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Who stole the golden necklace? Was it a High Elf, a Nord or a Khajiit?

The Khajiit.