Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies.
A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.
A Yoghurt's got culture!
Gomer's Pile
Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*
HOLY MACKAREL!
Aboot this big"
An iceberglar
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.