Whats The difference between Stealing Cookies from a Jar and Child Molesting?

Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies.

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How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

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Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?

A frog in a blender !

Whats long black and stinky?

the unemployment line.

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Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

How do you catch a click?

Clickbait

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How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.