Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

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What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it"

Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

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What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver?

Because she's dead.