Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

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Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

moo-tilated.

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Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

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Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver?

Because she's dead.

What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.