Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

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How do you make a moth bawl?

Hit him with a fly swatter.

What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

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What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

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Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.