Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

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What do you call a Vietcong that's been hit by napalm?

Charlie Brown

What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her?

I'd hit it

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How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

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Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver?

Because she's dead.

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear