Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

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How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

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What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

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Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.