How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

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How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

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What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

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How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*

How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

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What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.