2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.
Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.
A huge mess.
Because they change theirs more often
Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)
Shoot him before he hits the ground
Recoil
Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)
Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.
Because they don't hit anything.
Just the First Order.