2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.
Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!
Because it was 2 turnt up
One, but he wishes it was two.
All of them actually . Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb .
I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
Malaysia Airlines only has been shot down once.
They wanted to give credit where credit was due.
A spelling bee. Credit goes to a cheesestick wrapper!
They won't ever hit anything.
Because they'd miss each other.
