Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

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How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

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What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

Why don't gypsies use condoms ?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.

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What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

How is credit like cocaine?

Everyone just needs 1 more line.

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What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

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Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.