Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

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What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

Why are there 2 doors on a chicken coupe?

Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

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What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

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How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

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Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

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Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.