Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

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What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

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What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

What do a silver medalist and a child molester have in common?

They both came in a little behind

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What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

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Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

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Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam