Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

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What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

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Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

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What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a picture of Jesus Christ?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ

Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

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Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

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Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.