Uranium gets to its half-life on time.
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Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.
He was blowing off Steam
Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.
HeHe
Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect
The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green
a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO
Steam. I'm so sorry.
Beethoven's last movement.
Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*
With a pair of Caesars...
Because he had a membership.
Post on Sundays.
Half Life 3 Confirmed!
Cancelled Czechs.
Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls
One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.
I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU
When a woman doesn't agree with them.