Uranium gets to its half-life on time.
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Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.
He was blowing off Steam
Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.
A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.
His wife made sure he only came once a year.
I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.
She's a spitter, not a swallower.
If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.
Your ex!
He was too concerned with the tan gent.
Half Life 3 Confirmed!
Cancelled Czechs.
Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."
Double the prophet.
When you don't use a condom.
1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM
He had a Saturday Night Fever
Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.
