What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

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What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

What happened to the car-salesman who was spamming in r/Germany?

He got autobahned

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What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle."

How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

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What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

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How do you find Illuminati's secret hideout?

You triangulate their position!

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

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Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.