What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

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What happens next?

The broom gets sweepy.

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

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What did the nudist criminal say when he agreed to a criminal plan?

I'm in, but I'm not decent."

Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

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Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

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What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

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Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.