Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

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What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

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Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.

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He denied Jesus 3 times

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Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)

How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.