Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

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Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*

What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

Deny Jokes More Deny Jokes

Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.

Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*