Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

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What's the meaning of life?

Why don't you google it?

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

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What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

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What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.

Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile