Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

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What's the meaning of life?

Why don't you google it?

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What do you call a sterile fruit?

A cantaloupe.

Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!