Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."

What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

Shotgun Jokes More Shotgun Jokes

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

Why people cry during the weddings?

they are preparing for whats coming afterwards