Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

What's Queen Elsa's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

Shotgun Jokes More Shotgun Jokes

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

What sound does a shotgun make?

Cobain Cobain

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.