Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What do you call a pessimistic melon?

A cantaloupe

Why do mushmelons always have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe.

Shotgun Jokes More Shotgun Jokes

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why people cry during the weddings?

they are preparing for whats coming afterwards

Where do rabbits go after their wedding?

On their bunnymoon.