Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

Shotgun Jokes More Shotgun Jokes

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe