Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Why do mushmelons always have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe.

Shotgun Jokes More Shotgun Jokes

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Where do rabbits go after their wedding?

On their bunnymoon.

Why did the melons decide to have a wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.