Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

What is a virgin's least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

Shotgun Jokes More Shotgun Jokes

What sound does a shotgun make?

Cobain Cobain

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why people cry during the weddings?

they are preparing for whats coming afterwards

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears