Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."

Shotgun Jokes More Shotgun Jokes

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.