Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

Shotgun Jokes More Shotgun Jokes

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Where did the burgers go after their wedding?

On a bun-eymoon!

What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.