Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

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Why were the boy and girl melons depressed?

Because they can't elope.

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

Big Wedding Jokes More Big Wedding Jokes

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.