Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

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Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

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What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

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Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope