A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.
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Because they can't elope!
A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...
Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
Because they can't elope.
He said he can't elope.
He told her he *can't elope*.
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Because they can't elope
Because it can't elope.
Because they were cant elopes
The Welsh don't know yet either.
Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)
Foreplay
Elopping shears
He didn't have any depth perception
I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.
A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.
Because the sun is hott.
Because he's Snow'd-in!
Lindt choclate.
Because he used a honey comb.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.
Eleanor Brucevelt.
Cant-elope.
You cant-elope!
