Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."
Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision
A. The thought had never entered his head before.
A girl scout that got hit by a car.
3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.
Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*
The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.
my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome
She kept wetting the bed.
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.
