Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.
Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.
What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties.
Arizona
They have access to arms.
Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!
Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.
