Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."
Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!
It's a never ending story.
His lips are moving.
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.
A salt rifle.
Because there are no gaze in the military
Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!
A clothes hanger.
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.
