What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

Salt Rifle Jokes More Salt Rifle Jokes

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

What is a chefs weapon of choice?

A salt rifle