What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

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What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

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Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

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What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

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What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?

Best vicious of the season

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

Salt Rifle Jokes More Salt Rifle Jokes

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.