What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

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Nfl Jokes More Nfl Jokes

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

National Anthem Jokes More National Anthem Jokes

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico?

Attention K-Mart shoppers..."

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)