What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

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Nfl Jokes More Nfl Jokes

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

National Anthem Jokes More National Anthem Jokes

How can the National Anthem be racist if?

The first words are, " Jose can you see "

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

How many seasons are there in a dogs life ?

Just one the moulting season !

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!