What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

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What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

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What is the one thing wrong with a Piles joke?

It doesn't sit well.

Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

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What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

How can the National Anthem be racist if?

The first words are, " Jose can you see "

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What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?

Best vicious of the season