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What do you get when you mix an insurance company with an NFL quarterback?

An Aflacco

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What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

What do Monica Lewinsky and NFL players both have in common?

It's their knees that go first.

What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.

What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.

What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

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What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

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What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team?

The new york Jets

What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

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Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use?

Progressive.

What do you get when you mix an insurance company with an NFL quarterback?

An Aflacco

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What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )

What's Jerry Sandusky's favorite football position?

Tight end

Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

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What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO !"

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's

What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready "

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

Why didn't Sug Knight talk to the police?

Because the g is silent

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

What do you call a group of environmentalists in jail?

Collared Greens'