Blind Jokes

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

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Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

Why can't blind kids have imaginary friends?

Their i's don't work

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them

How do you blind a woman?

You put a windshield in front of her.

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

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What did the curtain rod say to the blinds?

Nice shades. (sorry)

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

How can you instantly blind an Asian person?

put a steering wheel in front of them

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

How do you blind an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

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He didn't want someone telling him what to do

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What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

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Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

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What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

What's your dog's name?

Icebreaker.

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What do you call a deer with no eye?

NO IDEAR!

What do you call a deer without an eye?

No idear.

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A: Elephants never forget.

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What's an Australian's favorite element?

Gold

What do you call an Australian singer who was born in Australia?

Aussie Aus-born.