Blind Jokes

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

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Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

Why can't blind kids have imaginary friends?

Their i's don't work

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them

How do you blind a woman?

You put a windshield in front of her.

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

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What did the curtain rod say to the blinds?

Nice shades. (sorry)

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

How can you instantly blind an Asian person?

put a steering wheel in front of them

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

How do you blind an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

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What do blind fisherman use as bait?

Clickbait.

What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

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What did the blind man say to the blind man?

Long time no see.

How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.

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WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

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He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

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How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

Why did the blind woman fall into the well?

Because she couldn't see that well.

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Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

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What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

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What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.

What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

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What do Australian terrorists say before attacking?

Uluruakbar

What do Australians call upside down cake?

Cake.