How long you two been married?

It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.

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What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

What's black and married to my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good parent.

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What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

How long you two been married?

It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.

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Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.