How long you two been married?

It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.

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Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

How did the telephones get married ?

In a double ring ceremony !

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How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

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What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

How long you two been married?

It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.