How long you two been married?

It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.

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What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

Where did you marry?

HIM: Maui ME: Oh, sowwy! Where did you mawwy her

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How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease?

He just shakes it off.

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

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What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.