How long you two been married?

It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.

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How do you get a paper baby?

Marry an old bag.

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

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What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

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What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.